I was a little high when my mommy took this picture … But I try my best to look dignified even though I got fixed …*sadness*
We didn’t even have Spring this year, we had Winter, second Winter, and jumped straight into the fucking sweat of Satan’s ballsack.
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
My boss saw this picture of my bestfriend mommaflash and I while we he was trolling my phone and asked me if this was my sister. I said she’s the closest thing I’ve got to one. He then proceeded to tell me that we look like opposites. She has blue eyes where mine are green. My auburn hair to her blonde. Her olive tone tan to my red skin tan. My puffy face to her more defined one. My redneck personality to her gamer personality. We are very different. The only reason people think we’re related is our curvy figures, and general body shapes (like noses and mouth shapes).
The reason we look like we’re related is because we spend so much time together. We spend some much time together because we are opposites. Together we complete each other. We each have our weaknesses and strength. She has the confidence to talk to people, but I have the aggression to kick the shit out of people. Without her there would be no me. She and I became friends when no one (female) wanted to spend time with us we bonded. We started going to the lake together, sleepovers, movie nights, beachin, bon fires, you name it we started doing together. She became my rock when I needed something solid to stand on in my life. She is always been there for me, and I’m always there for her. So yeah just from what my boss said about us in a picture doesn’t warrent such a long fucking description, but I don’t care. I fucking love this girl with all my heart. My sister from another mama. My best friend. The one I’m going to miss most when I leave. This beautiful piece of human. To you my best friend
WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
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